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thisisnotacatblog:

marissarei:

itcomesbetweenus:

marissarei:

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

every real estate show with a hetero couple

spooky-bisexual:

man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?

woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha

avantgaye:

kickassleslie:

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled
-married to hot blonde
-their wives are amazing and too good for them
-have three children
-actual human disasters
-bisexual

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

furven:

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

avantgaye:

kickassleslie:

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled
-married to hot blonde
-their wives are amazing and too good for them
-have three children
-actual human disasters
-bisexual

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

Why don’t we talk about Portugal more?

agenderwander:

eccentric-nae:

They decriminalized ALL drugs. Every single one. Yes, even that one. If you get caught w. more than a 10 days supply (what ever that means) of any drug you meet in front of a Doctor, Lawyer and Social worker about drug addiction. They may or may not give you a fine but essentially there’s no penalty.

AND IT WORKED! ADDICTION RATES DROPPED. HIV RATES IN INJECTION USERS DROPPED. DEATH BY DRUG OD PLUMMETED.

Potugal has shown us that when we treat drug addiction as a medical/health issue, instead of a moral one, it is more efficient.

here’s a good article on it